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[Gurt] I cannot believe that people still want to be emp**yed
Going to make sure that everyone has to fill up one of these soon
[Le Monde] Corruption in the IMF???
In a shocking move, Director Marc-Antoine Autheman has demanded millions of dollars for individual consumption in the middle of debate in the IMF. While the IMF executive directors were convening in Washington to debate economic policy and (strangely) means of appeasing "Gurt", Director Autheman suddenly decided to stand up and shout to demand 500 million USD for his own personal usage. This open display of corruption and other unscrupulous behaviour conducted in the IMF such as open affairs with presidents and a surprising show of willingness to have their nation bombed has led to IMF support globally plummeting. Moreover, it seems like Director Autheman's job is currently being held up by a very fine string.
[Gurt] When a good thing goes bad, it's not the end of the world, it's just the end of a world
15 years ago, when I was in high school, I met Autheman. He was my one love, my true love. We were together not in reality, but only in my head. Can we please fire Autheman? :3 >>>>
[Gurt] I win
I have complete control over India’s Nuclear Arsenal January 13th, 1999 🥀🥀 I should not have been excluded from the "Under-the-table dealings" that Autheman wanted to be involved in. Nobody would love me if I was a worm...
[Paris Times] Opinion: Marc-Antoine Autheman Should Be Fired
Our country cannot be disrespected with such disregard for our history The “Treaty of Verailles”, signed in “19-something” is a great piece of French history, one that marks years of struggle, strife, and the fight for freedom from German aggression. Yet, to IMF Executive Director Autheman, these are irrelevant footnotes to be ignored and ridiculed in Washington D.C. How can this disrespect be allowed? President Chirac must take action immediately.
[Cappuccino Classics] Thailand ushers in a renewed Age of Prosperity
Support by the IMF has led to a drastic improvement in BoP, Liquidity for Key Exports and Imports January 12th, 1999 “Yogurt truly has returned to Thailand, we finally have enough food to survive the crisis!” These are thoughts heralded by the citizens of Thailand as measures taken in the recent LA has led to great improvements in Thailand’s economic situation. “Yo. How about we do this in India as well?” — Gurt,1999 Yet, it is of note that the complete free capital flow has led to an increase in money laundering within Thailand. The building of an oil economy within Thailand has also led to an uprising from the Greens within Thailand. This might be seen as the calm before the storm…
[The European] Mass Unemployment in Germany
As bank runs become a frequent occurrence, companies start to cut costs January 5th, 1999 Financial contagion has collapsed its tentacles upon Der Kaiser; GDP growth has finally dipped into the negatives, bank runs collapsing illiquid commercial banks one after the other, and the DAX 40 has fallen 17% in the past few months. This has led German companies to engage in a rapid cutting of costs, descaling industry expansion projects and calling for mass retrenchments. This has been responded to by a large amount of unhappy labourers taking to the streets after being fired from their jobs. Director Esdar, representing German interests at the IMF, has been questioned over his significant level of inaction to this expanding crisis. Factory worker Raghav Kumar in an interview questioned, “What does the IMF even do?”, and it is hard to rebut this rhetorical question.
[Tralelero Times] Germany and India facing nuclear fallout?
Relations sour as Gurt feels wronged by Chancellor Helmut Kohl’s rejection of nuclear tests with India January 2nd, 1999 “I believe that we shall now need to use Germany as a testing ground for our nuclear sites should they not pass our economic legislation proposed within the IMF” — Gurt, 1999 Seeing as such, citizens in India that support the ideals of Gurt have started uproaring and demanding that some change be made to India’s poor economic situation. We wish all the best to our fellow Indian citizens as they gear up to face the breakdown of their country, and potentially WWIII.
[Tung Tung Testimonials] Rajya Sabha Overthrown, Gurt at Head?
India’s supposed lack of action against the Kashmir Conflict has led to an overthrowing of the Rajya Sabha. December 21st, 1998 Reports have it that a mysterious figure of the moniker “Gurt” has now become the head of the Indian upper house. It seems that his lack of understanding of political notions have not held him back from his popularity and resolve to supposedly change the Indian economy — investors do not buy this one bit. Large scale capital outflows have led to banks displacing their regional headquarters elsewhere, with little chance for change. The Indian stock market has fallen an egregious 25% in one day, never before seen levels following the Bretton Woods agreement. A report by the Financial Times has disclosed that companies seek greater non-bank funding, and support from regulatory authorities in crafting strong economic policy that can uplift local SMEs and convince these banks to return their investments into India. Renowned economist Ramerez Ong mentions...
[The Irrawaddy] Myanmar Free, but at What Cost?
The IMF has ostensibly saved Myanmar from economic calamity, but was it worth it? December 20th, 1998 Economic liberalisation and increased foreign investment embedded within the IMF’s recent loaning arrangement has led to significant stabilisation of Myanmar’s oil industry, while greater trade diversification with other regions like Europe has allowed for reduced risk in Myanmar’s economy. While a small start, Myanmar has much to celebrate about. However, detractors have raised a few issues with the loaning agreement. The erosion of economic sovereignty, with Myanmar giving up executive control over core economic zones (SEZs), banking regulation, and oil trade (via CLEAR and IMF oversight). Furthermore, forcing Myanmar to have 15% of its trade demarcated in the Euro in 5 years’ time has weakened control over capital flows of the nation, with currency reform becoming less effective in affecting the circulating money supply. Some have called this ...
[Berkshire Hathaway Shareholder Report] 1998 Q4 Report
December 15th, 1998 With the rest of the world in economic chaos, it now comes a time for America to prosper. American investment in Europe and South Asia is in high demand, and exploitable economies are all around us. This is the time to demand deregulation, open markets to American goods and products, to privatise as much as possible. Remember the prosperity found after the Latin American Crisis last decade? Although economic liberalisation aggravated inequalities and poverty conditions, we also saved Latin America. More importantly, the level of economic dependence they still have upon us is magnificent. A repeat of this would further our business interests, and the IMF is a great vehicle for such interests. - Warren Buffet, CEO of Berkshire Hathaway
Myanmar Lending Arrangement 2
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1FBcWOyTmh_9l6hw4kjafjUImUMssmMPX/view?usp=sharing