[Fox News] I thought Lissakers is married?

Suspicious…

December 3rd, 1998

We have caught wind from an anonymous sources that US representative Director Lissakers has been 

engaged in some affairs behind the doors of the Executive Board. Apparently, Lissakers has been found 

frequenting the White House, with President Bill Clinton captured on camera with his hand on her hip 

multiple times. 

 

Director Lissakers’ recent working paper fails to help address these suspicions, with a strange image of 

Bill Clinton photoshopped on a very masculine looking figure.